Monthly Archives: January 2020

“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because it’s cold in there. And I’m like: ‘How did my mother know that?”— Wendy Liebman

“There are two types of people: Those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who say, ‘Ah, there you are.” — Frederick L. Collins

“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.”— Ralph Waldo Emerson